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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# its like they're covered in blue gravy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yeah, a smurf spunked on them
smurftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# radioactive smurf?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Nah, Mofaha is using a UV lamp
to check it's genuine smurf spunk.

There's a lot of counterfieting going on. Some people are trying to pass off Blu-tack as genuine smurf spunk. It fetches (or felches, if you prefer) a high price in the Chinese aphrodisiac market.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# last thing you want is mislabled smurf clot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# 250,000 chinese men die every year
from fake Smurf SpunkTM
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Please, give generously to stop this injustice.
or we'll run out of cockle pickers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE COCKLES?
Without cockles, this London lad will die.
Just five pounds per day will buy him cockles and jellied eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Mmmmm
blue gravy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# nice purples
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# another corker :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Oh my!
but also woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that's rather cool
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# That's absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# very pretty, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Is it the blue man group as they descent into hell?
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ...they say they want me to find their murderer...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# FROZEN IN CARBONITE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Goodness . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Gracious!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# fablass
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Loveliness
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)