I can't help it, I've tried everything, I just bloody hate the stuff. My ex used to drink a litre of pineapple juice daily and was veggie for this very reason, and it was still....blech.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22,
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if you like cider you are on a winner.
because just one night on it for me and she is complaining that my cum tastes of apples.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25,
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It's not going to work.
I. Do. Not. Swallow.
Anywhere but there. Oooh, except eyes. Ow.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29,
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Apparently I managed to change the taste noticably by eating half a pineapple once.
That's not something I can be bothered to do regularly. Maybe for her birthday, as a treat.