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I hope this works.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

oh manley, you're so vain you hansome bastard

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Sorry.

But yes, I am.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

arf, well at least you know it then

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

I am posting this, just so that I can post the image again on the opposite background below.

in the next post, that is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

I prefer the one on the dark background.

It looks less like you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

I agree on both counts.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

oh now that is woo!

but who is it again?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

I hope this works

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Is it a white rectangle?

Does it consume the souls of the wildebeest of the ~~serengetty~~ ~~serengetti~~ ~~serengety~~ zoo?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

ooooh very nice indeed!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

thats ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Had to angle the screen but...

yes.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

who is it?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

I think it's meant to be me.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

It's himself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

really?

I thought it was someone else.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Is it me?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

It's ALWAYS you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

fuck you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I would, if there were another me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

sweet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

Wouldn't everyone?

Themselves, I mean, not me. Hush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

wouldnt that technically be masturbation?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

Yes.

Problem?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

no, just a technicality

it would be interesting for sure, but im not sure i want to penetrate myself

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

See I think it's different for straight boys.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

i've had enough gay sex to know i dont like gay sex

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

At least you had a go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

i feel sorry for girlies man sex is very salty

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

Also is just generally foul.

I swallow on birthdays and when suprised. But even on birthdays I'll whine about it first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

tbh its fine if you have something to drink directly after

but tbh its in your mouth longer if you spit in my experience

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

Never hits my mouth in the first place.

If I don't get a warning then....

well, don't make the girl with your cock between her teeth angry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

some guys like that

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

Yes.

But that tends to be more slow biting than quick.

Why are we talking about this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

i dunno, why is it always you i end up talking to about such things?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

I'm a dirty old grotbag/Nanny Ogg

I don't know about you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

i'm just a little deviant

...or a lot

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Fortunately, my girlfriend quite disagrees.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

I make up for it.

I can't help it, I've tried everything, I just bloody hate the stuff. My ex used to drink a litre of pineapple juice daily and was veggie for this very reason, and it was still....blech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

if you like cider you are on a winner.

because just one night on it for me and she is complaining that my cum tastes of apples.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

It's not going to work.

I. Do. Not. Swallow.

Anywhere but there. Oooh, except eyes. Ow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Apparently I managed to change the taste noticably by eating half a pineapple once.

That's not something I can be bothered to do regularly. Maybe for her birthday, as a treat.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

I really and honestly thought you were a lady

and I have no idea why. Unless it was the mention of all that cock you sucked?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

I have a picture of his lady cock on my hard drive

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

aww its sweet that you kept it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

~~weet~~ ad

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

rofl no im a bloke, i have the wang piercings to prove it

i've had a lot more straight sex than gay in my defence

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

I'm just joshing with you.

you fill or be filled as much as you like fella. It's all good by me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

arf, i have since decided that anything pointier than a nipple is best avoided in bed

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

straight boy = liar

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

most men'll fuck anything.

it doesn't even have to be warm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Actually,

I am incredibly fussy and get more so, the drunker I am.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

here's to the exceptions!

I'm fussier the drunker the other person is.
/not a rapist

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

no0

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

Yeah, but would you do any boys, let alone yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

sends me right floppy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

Well then you can't possibly comment.

What if the other you was a girl?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

i dunno

i did have the uncool kind of threesome once, but i just couldn't get on with it.

If the other me was a girl she'd blatantly be a lez. I wouldn't stand a chance

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Sounds like a challenge to me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

*whimpers

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

PROTEST, MUCH?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

if there was another you, then you wouldn't actually be fucking me, I'd be fucking the other you. I would be constantly jealous of my other self.
Edit:I have no ability to understand words tonight. I must read things twice to understand them, otherwise I invent meanings for the words I read completely separate from the semantics of the read words. I'm sorry. I shall try to read messages fully in future.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Confused/horny/win.

edit: entirely understandable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

ahhhhh YE-AH

\\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

O do love that.

but I am concerned as to how Pocoyo ended up with your pants.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

It was a fair swap.

*re-seals freezer bag*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

It's always been you, you know that.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

Fight* you for him.

_{*Wrestle. Slowly.}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

In nutella and peanut butter?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

Those photos would have to be explained quite rigorously, I feel.

But yes. Definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

nutella and peanut butter?

get your coat love...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

I thought it was as well

and then, suddenly, all became clear. For a second I thought it was me, because of the glasses and then though 'no, I am not Manley'.

Imagine, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

You'd never stop wanking.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

I would.

For cake time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

cake and wanking

sounds like a good female equivalent of my beer and wanking diet. Must make room for cigars though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

If you open your legs wide enough and relax you might get a couple of Cohibas up there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

hehe. I'm currently on

Montecristo No.4s and about to smoke one now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

Smoke it up big guy :D

Work colleague just got back from Cuba with several Cohibas in his suitcase

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

I like cohibas

but at £13 a pop I have to do without sadly. These are not a bad compromise though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

Am I allowed alcohol?

Oh I'll have amaretto then. And spliffs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Ooh I like Amaretto too

Not too much, mind

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

Makes me giddy.

So not too much for me either.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

oh fuck it, lets just all live in a big

house together full of cake, beer, brandy, weed, cigars, Dixon and wanking. It will be fun ( just let me get divorced first ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

Do I still get to be Manley though?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

as long as you don't expect sex then yes.

I have morals you know? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

Apparently I'm going to be wanking all the time.

I'm quite looking forward to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)

I have some here.

I made strawberry icecream for pudding tonight, with loads of strawberries and some posh yoghurt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

Oh you fiend.

Shush with your nice food.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

It's probably me then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

It's all of us.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

is it supposed to be a beardy long haired bono wanabe :)

if so it does.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

Well, I don't really know yet.

I shall know if it works once somebody posts another image.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

i does tricks as well?

looks good to me sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

I read that as

Bonobo ;o)

(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

I wish we had evolved from bonobos

can you imagine the hilarious casual fucking all day long

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I do more than imagine it.

I watch videos of it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

#you probably think this reply's about you#

It kind of looks like someone has bukkaked my screen and in a happy coincidence it has formed the image of Lord Manley

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

So now you're telling me they didn't?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

You telling me that area up there is actually blank?

O_O

*photographs*
*ebays*
*goes bankrupt*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

happy?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

yup.

You?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

meh

could do with it being 5pm. but other than that SCARED SHITLESS BY THE APPARITION ABOVE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

I did one of Manley too...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

I could watch this all night.

It reminds me of clotted cream

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

Is that me?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

well, it's your daddy's part of you

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

hahaha bravo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

uncanny

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

hahahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

What have you changed?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

THE HORN. IT HAS BEEN GIVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

Jesus appears in potatoes, Manley appears in population yoghurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

Is it Neil out of the Young Ones?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

Yeah, fuck it,

why not?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

I think it does

And I'm waiting for someone else to post, so I can see if you put more into this than meets the eye right now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Or just drag it down to the space next to the post below.

I think it looks better on the darker background. Good idea!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

it already is on the darker background

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

I just realised that. I meant lighter.

You know how it is, when you say one thing but mean the exact opposite...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

i don't do it that much these days

i've stopped drinking 5 days a week :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

What?

How?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Maybe it's a mac thing

but if I click and drag a picture on a website it I can move it while
I'm holding down the mouse button, so that you can drag and drop from
a web page to your desktop or a folder. I just dragged it down and
hovered it over a lighter background post.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

I cannot do this

but someone has posted now, so it is available in dark on light and I agree, that is better.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

a-ha

so it does

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

Yeah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)

too you!!

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

can only see the light background version

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

Haha. Oh wow.

(WiggZ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

did SSG lose some weight?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

haha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

I was going to try doing one of these a while back

But I'm shit at damn near everything, so it's best that someone else does it.

Very nice.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

*twirls toe in dirt and looks coy*

I don't think you're shit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

hahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

are you flaunting again

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

eeef yoov gort eeet, flownt eet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

*plays with hair*

*giggles a bit*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

yes, best that someone else does it.

again, and again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

I have never done this before.

Well, I have posted pictures of myself before, but I just find it hard to get a better model.

I tend to do precisely whatr I want me to.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

If they made pron this well hidden

then I wouldn't get sacked so often.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)