Probably
/coat
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35,
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You
are my man servant.
Fetch me an Absynthe and a houseboy, lean of thigh and bright of eye, I wish to be pleasured.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:37,
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Either that,
or start a revolution and parade Bovine's head on a spike throughout the length and breadth of the land.
(
isthisyou?,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:43,
archived)
D'you think
people would rejoice and feast in the streets and dance until dawn?
(
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45,
archived)
Aye, and the streets would run red
with the oppressor's blood, as good men and true feasted upon the vitals of his kinsmen.
(
isthisyou?,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47,
archived)
Ah,
that sounds nice.
Will there be pussy cats?
(
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53,
archived)
At once
my liege
*tugs forelock*
(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44,
archived)
Don't do that,
not in public anyway.
(
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47,
archived)
Oh! It came off
in my hand
(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ...,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49,
archived)