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# Home bar?
I'm not going to call you a posh cunt... that'd completely ruin my chances of coming to live with you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# SHUT UP
THE GRAND PRICKS HAS STARTED... I MUST DRUG THE WIFE!

edit:// don't be impressed by a home bar, we used to have 17 pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *watches*
*wish it was BTCC 10 years ago or British Superbikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I wish it was easy rider choppers and sawn-off shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Or Kickstart with Peter Purves
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Carradine prophecy of Death Race 2000 to be realised
I hope it comes soon. Motorsports on tv are mindnumbing dull.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# You should watch the Men and Motors channel.
From what the knuckle-draggers at work tell me there's not a race that doesn't end with an hilarious femur-snapping injury or a cleansing fireball.

Strangely when I watch it, it's all blue-veined tit-witches writhing around on a piss-stained mattress. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha
I have had similar experiences with that channel. IBIZA UNCOVERED: FAT SLAGS ON THE RAN-DAN, no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I have
a 2000 GTR Skyline Nur and a Ducati 916 and my almost brand new Ducati Hypermotard S. My sister works for the Ducati Corse team. I don't give a fuck. I'm a petrolhead, just make it go faster....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# posh cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ah bollocks
I erred there didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# haha yes, i'd let you away with the home bar bit, but 17 pubs is excessive
especially when you don't know anything about good beer ;)

(Dab is good, but not popular in east germany)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# That's because
I'm Danish and appreciate local beer and you are a prisoner in Mordor and they know fuck all about beer unless the Ukranians sell them some.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# just because Stella can be bought in your local, does not make it a local beer
and I'd rather live here than in an American archipelago where beer is valued by how good the adverts are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no you numpty
Dab is my local beer. If I lived at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Dab as in Dortmunder Bier?
we appear to be semantically at odds with the term "local"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah
Dab. It's practically Danish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Aye. We've got Haddows, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'm going to cook all the bacon in the house.
Thanks, man. It's the best excuse I've ever had.

Is that racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)