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# Well I am drunk
and pliant enough to do as I am told and go and watch 'there will be blood' with her. I'm not looking forward to it but she insists. At least I got the sex out of the way earlier.
This is for all of you, so you have a better time than me and Daniel fucking make my day Lewis.



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you really looking down here? Oh my, goodnight to you too then , I almost forgot the gay chaps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# her tits are well fucking wonky
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# her tits are fine.
my drawing is wonky. Have you seen the fucking time?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# yes, quite early for me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Her tits are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# too big and wonky
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Too big???
They are fine and I don't mind wonky boobs, especially big wonky boobs. =D
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# they are so fucking big what would you do with them, it'd take 2 bloody hands to hold one.
big tits are ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# They're not actually THAT big are they?
Just the ridiculously tight belt thing pushes them all up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# either way, still too big..and possible fakies.
UNSHOPPED PICTURE PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I can't stand fake boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# yeah, they look manky and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# There is a limit to size, these are quite nice.
Her boobs are ok in real life, the corset she is wearing is doing most of the work.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# And at least three Tipp-Ex pens to undo the blue veins.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# When did you become a Dame?
Is it because you look like Christopher Biggins?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# lat night when i was bored.
i want to be (inside) him
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Join me. There's lots of room
..oom...oom...oom...oom
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# That's my signature you daft cunt.
I'm a bit pissed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# pised, you? really?
that makes a change.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# you
slanderous (yes, I know it's libellous, did you not read? I'm pissed) harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i'm not a fucking harlot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ah sorry, then you do not go
through to the next round. I like my harlots fucking. Good try though. Oh, get bigger tits too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# mine are too big as it is, don't want bigger ones.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Only too big if they look disproportionate to the rest of your body.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# well that'd be fucking hard...i'm like 6 foot
but they annoy me and my nipples hurt and they make clothes look crap. and they're the only thing most men like about me so they have to go..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I thought you were a shortarse?
I shall have to re-arrange my head if you are Amazonesque.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# i wish i was short.
i'm a stupid big fat lanky thing with limbs all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Lies!
I do not know what you look like but I'm sure you're acutally really lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)
# naaah.
this is me on the right
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# *fears!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# you fancy me
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Mmmm hairy legs..
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# you spelt *wanks* wrong
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# You are not qualified
to make such judgements.
I declare you lovely, and I should know, I've shagged more women than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# i've shagged 6000675796879
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I've seen you
you're definitely worth a wank or two.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# SSSSSSSSSSHHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPEC SAVERS
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I never mentioned men.
Don't be confused. And if you can't be groomed and complimented then fuck off. Until tomorrow, when we can start again .

( send me picture, you know it makes sense for drawing purposes, I only want head ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# i've never slept with a man..ALL WOMEEEEEEEN.
and no pictures..can't be arsed to find one
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Ive seen yout picture.
I was hoping for a head shot that I might sketch for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# i don't think i have a headshot. all my photos are stupid angles.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:56, archived)
# hey it's not
required. I thought you might like a sketch done. No big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Sleep with women??
Now I fancy you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Haha,
being pissed is good. I have nearly finished a bottle of vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Norks!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# ooh, thank you ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# this is truly excellent, even when I try not to get aroused *click*
I've been sleeping, but you've fucking riled me with your description of european beer as "gnat's piss". One of the things I find wonderful about having been in germany the past two and a half years is the fact that beer is actually good here. Local breweries always have a good following so they don't disappear under the marketing of big-label overly carbonated piss like they did and to some extent still do in britain, therefore beer drinking here is interesting as well as tasty. My local beers here are Koestritzer and Jever and I can higher recommend them, but there are other beers which are less common in britain (but available if you search for them) like Paulaner, Maisel Weisen, Warsteiner, proper Budweiser, Sternberg, Krombacher and Kristalweisen amongst others. All these beers cost less than £2.50 a litre and I find that infinitely better than going to pubs in britain and shelling out £3+ for a choice of Stella or Carling, where the awful taste is disguised by the carbonated tongue assault. So, ner. Staropramen is indeed good though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# sorry
translation: ROFLMAO beer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# LOLYEAH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Haha
Fuck off blue nose. I wave my cock in your general direction!



( I love you, keep it up )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# haha
I have to admit, I wrote that about 20 minutes ago and I've been waiting for you to post. I'm much less riled now. I'm inclined to say, meh, it's only beer, but it's not, it's BEER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I drink Dáb
from my home bar most of the time. I just don't like to say in case you numpties confuse me for a posh cunt ;)

I must away even if I'm pleased you have arrived. She's right on my fucking case ( has been for an hour or more, I may have actually out-ignored her.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# haha fair enough
I must go to bed, although I don't have a thumb to currently be under. :) Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Home bar?
I'm not going to call you a posh cunt... that'd completely ruin my chances of coming to live with you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# SHUT UP
THE GRAND PRICKS HAS STARTED... I MUST DRUG THE WIFE!

edit:// don't be impressed by a home bar, we used to have 17 pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *watches*
*wish it was BTCC 10 years ago or British Superbikes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I wish it was easy rider choppers and sawn-off shotguns
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Or Kickstart with Peter Purves
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Carradine prophecy of Death Race 2000 to be realised
I hope it comes soon. Motorsports on tv are mindnumbing dull.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# You should watch the Men and Motors channel.
From what the knuckle-draggers at work tell me there's not a race that doesn't end with an hilarious femur-snapping injury or a cleansing fireball.

Strangely when I watch it, it's all blue-veined tit-witches writhing around on a piss-stained mattress. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha
I have had similar experiences with that channel. IBIZA UNCOVERED: FAT SLAGS ON THE RAN-DAN, no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I have
a 2000 GTR Skyline Nur and a Ducati 916 and my almost brand new Ducati Hypermotard S. My sister works for the Ducati Corse team. I don't give a fuck. I'm a petrolhead, just make it go faster....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# posh cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# ah bollocks
I erred there didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# haha yes, i'd let you away with the home bar bit, but 17 pubs is excessive
especially when you don't know anything about good beer ;)

(Dab is good, but not popular in east germany)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# That's because
I'm Danish and appreciate local beer and you are a prisoner in Mordor and they know fuck all about beer unless the Ukranians sell them some.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# just because Stella can be bought in your local, does not make it a local beer
and I'd rather live here than in an American archipelago where beer is valued by how good the adverts are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no you numpty
Dab is my local beer. If I lived at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Dab as in Dortmunder Bier?
we appear to be semantically at odds with the term "local"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Yeah
Dab. It's practically Danish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Aye. We've got Haddows, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'm going to cook all the bacon in the house.
Thanks, man. It's the best excuse I've ever had.

Is that racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# pasanonic that is superb
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# NICE.
*clicks for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I can't look at boobs on this website without seeing
Picard heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Pilchard heads?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Star Trek the next genera-tion with the pilchardheads and the ferengi-i-i-i-i
Doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# it's giving me some trouser movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)