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# pshhh
i am sub-average on a good day.
that was a professional photo and a fuckton of makeup and shoppery, hehe.
but thank you for the GORGEOUS drawage! *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# It would not require all the
make-up or the pro photo. I'm a dab hand and you can trust me to make you look beautiful whatever I have to work with. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# hehe
you would be horribly disappointed if you ever saw a candid picture of me.
i'll keep whoring out the professional one - one good photo MUST mean i always look like that, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Why would I be disappointed?
I'm not after shagging you and if I were I'd hate you to think I was so shallow. Plus, if we ever got near to sex I can assure you that you would have to be drunker than me. Drunker than me could mean needing a personal health care team on hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)
# not 'diappointed' more.. disillusioned?
i dunno. words. gah.
i am under no illusions that i'm pretty because i'm not. But most of the time i'm okay with that. Hopefully i make up for it with some degree of intelligence.
and: sex and me don't really happen very often [see above, item RE: not pretty] and when it does it's usually girlsex, hehe, despite me not being particularly into such things. s'just the way things have turned out thusfar.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)
# i like bicycles
that clear anything up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# you are Robert Stewart
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# i am baffled
aircmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
#
de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# christ
the chafing...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Kisses and hugs XX.
Get your universary crap out of the way and you can come and have a break with us. I promise not to ask you to babysit or do anything that gets you on the national news.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# two months!
TWO MONTHS and it's all over! [one way or t'other... am not convinced i'm going to pass...]
*joys*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# It's a bit too late for incentive
but if you pass you can come and stay with us on the boat in Malta. That better?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# *starts revising*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)
# revise harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)