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# *makes coffee*
*gobs in coffee*

Hope you like cream
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# I have a coffee making story I'd LOVE to share with you.
I was waiting for the kettle to boil, whilst looking out the window. Then, all of a sudden I had an ITCH. ON MY NOSE. So as I moved my hand up to scratch it I saw something in the corner of my eye and promptly jumped. Horror ensued as I realised it was my own hand. That I just moved, myself, to scratch my face.

I'M NOT QUITE THE SHARPEST SANDWICH IN THE PICNIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:22, archived)
# my mummy cuts my sandwiches into circles
so I won't cut myself on sharp sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:29, archived)
# My mummy is a legume.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What's that old bean?
INTERNETZ I HAZ BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)
# INTERNETZ IS HAPPY AND PROUD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Well it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)