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# KittyVomit got pissy.
I considered an ignore.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# sometimes we decend into the emo
sometimes, it decends upon us

either way, we end up seeing out of only one eye

and, my space bar is broken
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# E m o s u c k s.
H e y, a n d g u e s s w h a t? M y s p a c e b a r w o r k s g r e a t.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# bah!
I have been adjusting computers, and in the distant past I took the space bar off this keyboard for this picture



unfortunately, due to being hamfisted ("MY FISTS AREFUCKING HAMS") I made an arse of putting the space bar back on and thus broked it

so it don't work no perfectly any more :(
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hahaha! MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS! I'm going to yell that at the pub more.
I WISH TO PERUSE YOUR SELECTION OF FINE BEERS. MY FISTS ARE FUCKING HAMS.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it's just one of those phrases man,that conjures O_o?
it's like "I tried to pick up a wineglass but I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS AND I FUCKING SMASHED IT MY HAM FISTS ARE BLEEDING NOW"

"I'm sorry officer, but you see, I have difficulty steering and changing gear at the same time because I HAVE HAMS FOR FISTS"

and so on, endless bbc2 sketch show comedy potential :)
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# SORRY, SPIDERMAN - I AM HAMFISTED.
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I CANT GET MONEY OUT OF THIS FUCKING CASH MACHINE BECAUSE I AM HAM FISTED
(, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)