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# Get your bits out.
Clansoul will love you long time.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# YOU WANT TO PORK SMASH MONKEY
YOU TOLD ME SO
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I told you nothing of the sort.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Sure, deny it now.
But when you have me in private you'll get out your new tattoo, won't you?
"SMASH 4 EVA"
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# pork smash monkey
sounds like a particularly nasty menu item.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Hahahah you're right!
It most likely came out of her cupboards.
I mean, she keeps marmite and mushrooms, and God know what else!
*shudders at the though of all the fungi*
*leaves self open to barrage of puns*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# marmite and mushrooms should not be kept in the same cupboard
indeed mushrooms should be in the fridge

mmmmm, fungi
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)