Gentlemen don't kick
That is what the umbrella is for!
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Jeru War and Piss,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:06,
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sir, the umbrella is for impaling the larynx
:)
edit: unless you are hungarian secret service, then it's for implanting poison into the rear of the knee
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:07,
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Utter lies
Mine has a handle you can unscrew, which then detaches from the unbrella only joined by a long chain, like a Manrikigusari.
Great for disarming people or generally swinging around into people's skulls.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:12,
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not lies about the hungarians tho
at leas tI think it was hungarian
it was a long time ago and I@m confused
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:29,
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