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*sigh*

Happy Birthday Shat!

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

He's clearly not T

He's white for a start.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

double *sigh*

Think about it a bit harder....

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

KIRKT

he's a kirkt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

SHATT

That's what it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's meant to read

Khant.

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

DUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

Well thank God you were here.

I don't think I'd have been able to work it out without you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

*cries*

My first image challenge post...

why does no-one understand my form of creativity.. I thought on t'internet i'd find kindred souls!

;-)

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Ahhh I'm only jesting little niblet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

hehehee

we squeeze yr tribble till it pops.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

Shhhh I am on the groom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

oh, ok.

Good luck.

I'm on the bride.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

get off!

You're heavier than you look!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

I'm exactly as heavy as i look

fucking heavy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*hums housemartins*

You're coming to the May bash aren't you? Say you are. Say you are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Course i am

I told you didn'I? We were teasing Tssattr about getting bummed.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

I was just checking that was still the case.

You know how things change.

EXCELLENT it will be ace to see you again. I've lost weight, but I make up for it by smoking more.

No I don't know either. But hey (for those uninitiated, I just said Hey like the sexy stud from Clerks 2)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Excellent, I did see the profile pic

don't over do it!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh I've got plenty left to go yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

*high five*

remember, all the wedding presents that are square are mine, and I want that dress after you've finished with her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

ain't you always?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Yup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

ooh, you're just over nine months old!

You're out of the womb now, bitchtits.

*cuddles and slaps on the bum*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

Best. Midwife. Ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Enough

To make any baby cry!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

You're wrong

so wrong.

It's, ummmm, umm....

I, um, it's. Well.

LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN THAT TREE

*runs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

That's not a squirrel that's a Volkswagen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

*stays hidden

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

I can see you.

Cat logic doesn't work, remember? Now get your head out of the compost bin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

peh peh peh potatoe peelings

Oh well, now it's your turn to hide

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

I'm fucking ace at this, you'll never be able to find me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

*doesn't even try to find c-wow

*sits on sofa with the paper, a cup of tea and pipe and enjoys the quiet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*comes in very wet*

I have been IN THE LAKE for THREE HOURS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*Dries off with a towel

*lights fire

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

So what you've essentially done

is feel me up through a tea towel and set fire to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

I thought you were into it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

I was just catching us up.

And yeah, totally. Stab me with that fork.

Ohhhh yeahhh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

*lights spliff

This'll warn ya up

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Fucking sweet

blowback?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh I can't wait to get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Well..

I'm going there now, just to make you jealous... sweet sweet 4 days. God Bless Jebus

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

T-shirt?

*shuddders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Nothing wrong with me in a wet t shirt, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Shows off your moobs

Lovely!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

*snarls*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Woof?

*pants

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

A bloke and now a dog?

The words 'what the fuck have I ever done to you' spring to mind.

Bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

what's wrong with being a bloke

sexiest

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

I prefer having a vagina.

Less embarrassment when I walk past people I find attractive.

night dude!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

unless it's cold

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Mooby, Capn is a girly tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

I can believe this

hence the *Shuddders*
It's a good shuddders.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Ah, you may live. For now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)