ha ha, nicely shopped!... oh
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:37,
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wha?Oh god...the punnage burns like a heat of a thousand Birminghams.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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I like this, but I don't know why.It just makes me smile I suppose.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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:)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:51,
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"I wish I was a skunk shopper"
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:53,
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wtf is this thread aboutit's making me laugh :D
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57,
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AwwI tried to give money to an old age bag lady yesterday morning outside the Barclay's in Camden, she looked at me, and didn't look at me, as if I was simply insane! A fucking tenner I was gesturing in my hand, after using the cashpoint where she was stood
Perhaps she was an eccentric millionaire, disturbed by my gingerness; I shall never know
But I felt freaked out walking up Parkway to the Zoo
(Perhaps she was an eccentric millionaire, disturbed by my gingerness; I shall never know
But I felt freaked out walking up Parkway to the Zoo
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:00,
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hahathey know what you look like now.....;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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I am fearlessbut this was genuinely the strangest situation i've been in
She obviously had her life's possessions in numerous Tesco plastic bags, I was withdrawing somthing random like fifty quid, and was overcome with fluffiness. I remarked if she had eaten with change in my hand, got no response, at which point asked directly if she wanted any money, and offered her the note. She turned her back! Class, perhaps she thought I thought she was a hooker at nine AM in the morning in need of some unwashed, sixty+ bit of rough first thing
(She obviously had her life's possessions in numerous Tesco plastic bags, I was withdrawing somthing random like fifty quid, and was overcome with fluffiness. I remarked if she had eaten with change in my hand, got no response, at which point asked directly if she wanted any money, and offered her the note. She turned her back! Class, perhaps she thought I thought she was a hooker at nine AM in the morning in need of some unwashed, sixty+ bit of rough first thing
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:12,
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This is very generous of you.My last brush with a bag person was a character in Tottenham Court Road who was sat barefoot with a sign saying "need money for shoes". As I had just bought myself a new pair, I left him my old ones. They were still in fair nick, and about the right size judging by his build.
He threw one after me as I walked away.
I can only imagine it's less easy to buy drugs with old shoes.
(He threw one after me as I walked away.
I can only imagine it's less easy to buy drugs with old shoes.
Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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considering that where he shops shoes cost £800 a pairhe was rightly offended...
( discomeats This canoe,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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I've just inherited an absolute fortunetrying to be nice seems only fair :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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