Yay for gramamtical pedantry!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:27,
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resist!
there's nothing wrong with split infinitives at all.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Mon 24 Mar 2008, 16:52,
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