but if you book me in advance and pay my fees, I'll be happy to do it, and I'll even try not to wank over your open coffin.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:20,
archived)
You'll do it for free
and you'll cry.
Otherwise I'll haunt you in bad ways. BAD ways.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:22,
archived)
nah.
I don't do favours for dead folks. You can pay me, it's not like you'll need the money when you're dead. If I promise to make a plaster cast of your corpse, make a latex doll from it and abuse it nightly, will you pay me?
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:26,
archived)
they already sell them
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27,
archived)
They should do Captain realdolls.
I'd buy one.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28,
archived)
they do
i've got one
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30,
archived)
Can I borrow it?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31,
archived)
you might have to steep it in some Milton for a while.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34,
archived)
To be fair, he'll get it back in worse condition.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37,
archived)
to be fair, i doubt it
and if you're just going to mess it up then no, you can't borrow it
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38,
archived)
But I want to take confusing photos with it.
Send them in to Escort.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:41,
archived)
promise to clean it
and not burst it?
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42,
archived)
Promise.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43,
archived)
it's in the post
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53,
archived)
milton weapons grade domestos
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37,
archived)
milton
you had a baby in the 80's aicmfp
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43,
archived)
oh, your speaking to me now? :)
*huggles*
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29,
archived)
i wasn't ever not
silly boy
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30,
archived)
I won't be around to enjoy it.
Abuse me nightly from now on and I may consider it.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27,
archived)
that is a fine deal.
I really should be some sort of negotiator.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31,
archived)
Hang on.
Have I just been had?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32,
archived)
nah, it's a win-win situation
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33,
archived)
As long as you're sure.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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