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# well, if he gets food from greggs no wonder he's angry
they probably fucked up his change too

is there anyone in greggs that can fucking count?


/meh greggs blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I do not wish to subscribe to your blog and will not add it's RSS feed
thankyou. Please come again.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Don't they still use pre-decimal in there?
"There you go sir, here's your shilling change. Now off to the horsecart with you."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# they probably have a beastie in the back that breathes lukewarm fire on the pies
the "gravy, fat and air" pies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# We call him the Greggs' Wyvern.
He likes the steak bakes. And occasionally children.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Not a greggs person myself
It's all made from premixed crap. Their delivery lorry parks outside my place and I seem mountains of frozen pastries coming out every night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I know it's crap, but I bring home a dozen every time I visit
and then have heartburn for a week
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# me neither
christ they wouldn't know a decent pie if it bit them on the face and shouted "I'm a fucking decent pie"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Pimblett's Meat and Potato are by far the best
or their steak and kidney... oh crap.. now I'm drooling
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I invented the widowmaker pie a while ago.
I still yet to put it to paper or even dare bake it yet.

But it had everything in it: crisps, an entire scotch egg, sausage, bacon, etc.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I am convinced you are Michael Cain lurking behind the curtain at your window
observing all sorts of sinister stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# *wipes knob on curtain*
*remembers he has blinds*
*removes splinters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I would kill for one of those little flaky pastry things
with icing and coconut straws on top.
For some odd reason we used to call them cheesecakes.
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# What did you call cheesecakes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)