I would love to know what its like tobe so irresistable to women that I would have to make up stuff to get rid of them :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07,
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Trust me,I only attract freaks.
Current wife being an exception to the rule.
(Current wife being an exception to the rule.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11,
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maybe he's one of those chaps who uses the traditional chat up line"LOOK AT MY COCK" when extremely pissed, and forgets all about it
then, some time later, various wimmin come up to him because they find him irresistable?
(then, some time later, various wimmin come up to him because they find him irresistable?
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12,
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I use alcohol as a contraceptive Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18,
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heh, fair enoughI just use my natural internet wierdo thing, oh shit.. that's probably bad isn't it :/
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19,
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I'd have you just to hear about more ninja madness :O Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27,
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hahawell, don't get me too drunk, as I'll just throw up everywhere and steal furniture
:)
(:)
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:29,
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as long as you jump in the air and eat some noodles and shit first! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:31,
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I'll be like totally eating noodles, and like some guys burst into the front of the cafeand the big guy takes off his head covering
and I'm like totally "IT'S YOU!!"
and he'd be like "YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST NOODLE, DISCOMEAT"
and I'd slowly totally push my bowl of noodles to one side, and I'd bow humbly, and I'd be like "FUK YU MONG FU!" and I'd like totally jump into the fucking air and shit and be like "AAAAIAIAIEEEEEAAHAAEAE I KILL YOU!!!" and he'd be like "AAAIAIEIEIAEE I KILL YOU TOTALLY" and like all the ninjas and shit would be jumping in the air and shit and like the noodles would be everywhere and shit and like I'd smash through the tables and shit and people would be running out screaming and shit and like I'd totally jump into the air and shit and like he'd be fucking totally flying through the air like some kind of fucking blur and shit and we'd be throwing fucking chopsticks at eachother and it'd be like death of a thousand fucking total chopstick cuts and shit and like I'd be fucking totally doing the martial art of "KIK YU" and he'd be like totally fucking doing his "FUK YU IN" and like, I'd have to like be all cool and shit and like totally reach for a bottle of beer and shit and like drink the beer and be like all cool and say "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! HAHAAHAHAHA" and shit and like then I'd die, beacuse I'm a fat internet wierdo and he's like a "FUK YU IN" master and shit and he'd like totally kick the shit out of me and shit, then he'd laugh and shit and try to steal my noodles as a prize and shit but like the jokes totally on him and shit because like the noodles are so full of msg and shit that he shits himself inside out and shit and like he's totally dead and shit, and like the other ninjas laugh and then leap out through the window of the cafe on fire and then like, die and shit.
Then it would totally fade to black and because it is such a high quality hong kong movie and shit you'd see this on the screen:
and you'd cry and shit because the film was full of real like, shit and shit.
(and I'm like totally "IT'S YOU!!"
and he'd be like "YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST NOODLE, DISCOMEAT"
and I'd slowly totally push my bowl of noodles to one side, and I'd bow humbly, and I'd be like "FUK YU MONG FU!" and I'd like totally jump into the fucking air and shit and be like "AAAAIAIAIEEEEEAAHAAEAE I KILL YOU!!!" and he'd be like "AAAIAIEIEIAEE I KILL YOU TOTALLY" and like all the ninjas and shit would be jumping in the air and shit and like the noodles would be everywhere and shit and like I'd smash through the tables and shit and people would be running out screaming and shit and like I'd totally jump into the air and shit and like he'd be fucking totally flying through the air like some kind of fucking blur and shit and we'd be throwing fucking chopsticks at eachother and it'd be like death of a thousand fucking total chopstick cuts and shit and like I'd be fucking totally doing the martial art of "KIK YU" and he'd be like totally fucking doing his "FUK YU IN" and like, I'd have to like be all cool and shit and like totally reach for a bottle of beer and shit and like drink the beer and be like all cool and say "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! HAHAAHAHAHA" and shit and like then I'd die, beacuse I'm a fat internet wierdo and he's like a "FUK YU IN" master and shit and he'd like totally kick the shit out of me and shit, then he'd laugh and shit and try to steal my noodles as a prize and shit but like the jokes totally on him and shit because like the noodles are so full of msg and shit that he shits himself inside out and shit and like he's totally dead and shit, and like the other ninjas laugh and then leap out through the window of the cafe on fire and then like, die and shit.
Then it would totally fade to black and because it is such a high quality hong kong movie and shit you'd see this on the screen:
and you'd cry and shit because the film was full of real like, shit and shit.
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:46,
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