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# haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!...
...good one!...:D
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I'm actually telling the truth!
True story. I kind of knew her ex, he was a friend of a friend. Long after I split up with our mutual ex the three of us (among others) were out for New Year's Eve in the pub.

Being completely rat arsed I went up to him and said "Jacqui tells me you can suck your own dick. Fair play."

He wasn't happy that I knew, and I think he'd have preferred if I hadn't have said it in front of everyone...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahahahahaa!
did he swallow?
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Back in 2004...
..a few ppl went to wales...some art trip thing, I didnt go cus I really couldnt be bothered.

Long story short one of our course mates proved to everyone there that he could suck his dick. A few of them took videos of it on their mobiles :S
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# do not attempt at home...leave it to the professionals...
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)