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its like you read my mind, man

edit: because i was told to wander around the car park trying get people to buy the book inside i had pretty much free reign to smoke when ever i wanted. I heard this little kid say 'I didn't know harry potter smokes', i felt really bad...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

I don't really look like anyone.

Even the picture of the Dorian Gray character I have in my profile doesn't really look exactly like me. Not if I put an actual photo of me next to it anyway.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

lucky you

i get told i look like Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood and the velociraptors (though i don't understand that one my self)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

You should grow a proper meat pie losing beard then.

That will massively skew people's perception of you. If I leave mine for a while and it get's quite bushy I look like a stereotypical russian, which along with a basic grasp of Russian shouting can come in quite handy at times.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

haha i end up looking like a bedraggled abe lincoln if i grow my beard

i can't wait until it grows properly. and i can start convincing people i'm a hassidic jew

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

I can't see many opportunities where that would be a positive thing.

"Oh Jewish are you? That's nice.....so why did you KILL CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR?!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)