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# Can he achieve a sandwich for me?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# its hard to say with Doctor Christ-Science
he might achieve you a sammich.
he might kill you.


most likely kill you though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hmmm...
what kind of sandwich would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# BLT most likely
the tricolour sammich of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'll take the risk.
So long as it's bacon-heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# naturally
ideally you want the bacon crispy and plentiful, nice crunchy lettuce and tomatoes placed between the bacon and lettuce to avoid the dreaded sammich wetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Oh God.
My mum often used to put cucumber in my sandwiches, leading to horribly soggy bread.
Never again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# thats a good place for cucumber to be
as long as you layer it between two slices of ham so has to insulate it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# My Mum never got into the Science of sandwich making.
Much to my detriment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# i'm a professor in the field
i make a damn good sandwich though i say it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I have occasional sandwich phases, but I'm not a regular.
I normally only make them when I have leftover roast chicken, now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# one of the finest sandwich ingredients.
chicken, sundried tomatoes, mozzerella, pepporoni. toasted, naturally.

*hungers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You'll have to teach me when I move.
I've lined up some promising looking viewings for wednesday, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# yeah? what area you looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I'll gaz you.
So this bunch of freaks can't stalk me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)