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# Mockingbird's General Life Rules:
Number 114: If you need to start a sentence with 'At the risk of sounding like a paedofile' it's probably best to reconsider it. Or at least lern tu spel.

Number 115: Starting a sentence with 'no offense, but...' doesn't stop it being offensive.

Number 116: Rape is never funny, unless you're raping a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# when and where can I buy this book?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm just off to write it now
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Is Number 117: You can't drown an eel?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you can in the right fluid, my friend
/eel drowner blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Could I use egg whites instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)