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# I dunno, I mean
A lot of the teenagers 'around my way are insistent on shooting each other over turf-wars.

I see it as a self-solving problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I didn't realise the competition in instant lawns was so high
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *sidles up*
hello dixy!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *pretends not to notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hmm..
*rips dixons trousers off and bites both cheeks*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *left eyelid twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *nips down to zoo and picks up bull elephant in must*
lets see him twitch this off!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *applies several litres of industrial lube and grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *has elephant undo my zip*
now we're ready!!
=)

you still london bashing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Yeh, I'm pretty sure I will be
Heathrow will be the airport of choice, right (ignoring recent events)?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)