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# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Sir,
I believe you are misusing your Pokéballs.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I'm at a loss as to who this chap is
Levi Bellend? That bloke from Norwich/Ipswich/wherever it was?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hooray!
*picks up 20 oz claw hammer and climbs into cab of lorry*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Oi!
That's MY hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# And fuck off out of my lorry!
Dickhead
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Killing isn't nice though...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I dunno, I mean
A lot of the teenagers 'around my way are insistent on shooting each other over turf-wars.

I see it as a self-solving problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I didn't realise the competition in instant lawns was so high
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *sidles up*
hello dixy!
*pinches arse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *pretends not to notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hmm..
*rips dixons trousers off and bites both cheeks*
*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *left eyelid twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *nips down to zoo and picks up bull elephant in must*
lets see him twitch this off!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *applies several litres of industrial lube and grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *has elephant undo my zip*
now we're ready!!
=)

you still london bashing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Yeh, I'm pretty sure I will be
Heathrow will be the airport of choice, right (ignoring recent events)?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
I want to know why you're allowed, nay encouraged, to tell peopkle to turn their music down, but it's not acceptable to tell someone really dull to shut the fuck up?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)
# and its frowned upon to force a mobile phone down the throat
of the pretentious twat shouting in to it on the train
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I agree that they're annoying
but how is a phone pretentious?
Just wait until everyone over there has those fucking bluetooth headsets Toasty, like they do over here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I'm working on* a gadget to send a 40db scream into any bluetooth headset within a 100 meter radius
*dreaming of
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# no, the phones aren't, the twats are . . .
the phones aren't the twats are . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It's completely ubiquitous here.
Everyone walks along talking at the tops of their voices, and now that the headsets are so widespread and there's no phone visible, it just looks as if everyone is gibbering to themselves. In a way they are I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Indeed.

About a decade ago, just as your mobile phones were making the big time, I saw a bloke walking around Mayfair shouting at himself angrily, looking a little crazed in his fancy suit. It took me a while to realise that he wasn't a mad `un, but in fact had some kind of headset wired up to his mobile phone.

I still haven't got used to the sight of people using headsets. They all look mental to me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I had an architect
on a project who would regularly, during face to face conversations, have his phone on auto answer and launch into conversation with his caller via headset without even pausing to excuse himself to me.
He eventually stopped this. I had a word with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# my boss does that
outside my office . . . JERK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# my mum uses hers
around the house
pisses me off when she rings me on it. I've got one which i bought to use with my PC. only use it with my phone when i'm driving or on my bike cos otherwise everyone would be able to see i was a cunt before they got to know me :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I think its the twat that pretentious
not the phone.

Normal people try to keep their voice down when they use a phone on public phone.

IN OPTHER NEWS:

I've just been emailed a bunch of the 'Graphs' from last week entitled "Graphical Representations of Pop Songs".

Someone actually looked through them all and pulled out all the ones relating to pop songs...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've had one or two of those
it probably wasn't that much effort as there was a whole day of only Graphical Representations of Pop Songs, followed by a whole day of Steffi Graf.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# oh, most of the people you wish didn't already do

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# person not phone that's pretentious
and a lot of people tried bluetooth headsets over here but realised they make you look like a twat from a sci-fi convention and went back to holding the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
from a sci-fi convention
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That will change
I promise you. Headsets are on the way to taking over here, so it's only a matter of time before you follow suit.
Personally I still don't carry a mobile phone. As time goes on though I come to be regarded more and more as some kind of antiquated heretic. I get away with it because I'm a Brit, so it's considered eccentric. If I was a yank though they'd probably burn me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Well I don't have a phone, either, so people are often surprised at me.
I don't need one, though.
People these days, even if they don't need one, get a mobile for the sake of having one.
But I'm not about to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Get some friends first
pffft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahah that's about it, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)
# but you're too young to have a phone
don't need one until you hit puberty :p
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Well
I quite like mine but find it too fiddly to use most of the time. Plus no one ever wants to call me anyway.

My wife refuses to have one since she saw the cyberman eps of the new Doctor Who.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Like most people I have a headset or four.
I even have a nice discreet one but also like most people the headset never, ever leaves the car. I think we are just about up to the task of wearing them on the motorway but in public? Not a chance. Even the immensely dim-witted and totally non self-concious city types have cottoned on the the fact that you look like a prick. My wife can totally hide hers behind her hair, it's not the issue. The stomping around, wildly gesticulating into thin air whilst yelling extremely one-sided conversations at no-one like a Shepherd's Bush tramp? That's the issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# it is?!
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Because technically speaking
According to Fitzmason's "Booke Of Etiquette Ande Assortedd Non-Vulgarie" (1537), if someone is dull, you should "Punche ye themme thenne, af harde af ye canne, richte in ynn thee choppef, thette they fhalle KNOE thette they arre dull ende ignorent."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)