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# My claim to fame!
Trapdoor was conceived and filmed in my friend's bedroom!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That IS quite a claim to fame!
Not as impressive as my walking past Clive Anderson in the street once, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I saw Clive Anderson on the telly once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Did you put your foot through the screen
And send him the bill?

Ashley I quite like Clive Anderson, in a smug cunt sort of way (he's a smug cunt - I'm just a cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I opened a door
into Tony 'Time Team' Robinson's face once...

He should oficially change his name to that by deed-poll I reckon...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Unintentional
but justified i feel.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Your friend is Berk.
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# He is
a berk...

Actually he posts on here as Ornsack and has the best middle name/surname combo EVER!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# tell us
that we may glory in its secondhand splendour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Basically, his dad has an awesome sense of humour
(hence the Trap Door/Stoppit & Tidy up/Aardman connection) and his surname is Brain.

My mates middle name is Arthur.

'Arfa Brain

Geddit
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# pfff!
i knew a lad in school called chris moss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I was at school with a Christopher Cross.
Chris Cross.

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# was he often cross?
i had a teacher called mr. man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# My Brother has a friend called
John Flay





His Mum's name is Sue
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)