Write your own you lazy bugger.But failing that, try something by Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:10,
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I do have a couple of those somewhere.But I got a bit bored with Pratchett when all his books starting being the same, but with different names.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:20,
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