I once had a dream that I was employed by Tom Cruise the sum of £400 a dayTo follow him around so that he could blame his farts on me!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54,
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That was no dream and you were never paid.As a result you are not allowed within a mile of the vertically challenged closet freak.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:57,
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