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# 'Everybody was Kung Foo etc. . .'

Had this dream, had to do it. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Well that's nice.
I had a dream I was washing my hair in jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I had a dream about talking to a man with a face made from chicken breasts wrapped in lace
true story
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Scary
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think it must be the change in the weather.
I had another one this week where I was locked in a park after hours with a couple of mates.
We had to swim the lake and persuade a snooty old bag to let us out as we were on the guest list
of some club and HAD to be there. I woke up knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I once had a dream that I was employed by Tom Cruise the sum of £400 a day
To follow him around so that he could blame his farts on me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# That was no dream and you were never paid.
As a result you are not allowed within a mile of the vertically challenged closet freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ah
So that was my reward.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I dreamt I was eating samosas with Dr Fox.
Yes, really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I dreamed my girlfriend brought a robot to the bedroom.
not for sex-play, just brought it with her to show me while I was in my room.

And I got really, really angry that she hadn't warned me about bringing a robot and I threw them both out in a massive hissy fit.

Odd but true.


OP: Woo! Took me several minutes to spot the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I keep dreaming about ex's
terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I had a dream I was being attacked by a flock of crows wearing FBI flak jackets
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# were they all
O HAI WEZ FEDS K?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I believe Martin Luther King had a similar dream once.
Just before being totally shot to death by Darth Vader.

Nice pickchure.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I dreamt some numpty posted kiddie pr0n on the board last night
Oh wait, that wasn't a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# really?
Did they get massively abused and perma-banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Have a read for yourself
www.b3ta.com/board/8242099 (the pic has been removed)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ta
interesting how the entire first reply thread ignored the fuck out of it.

I'm guessing that "Katie price baby" was a baby with shopped tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
Banned now I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)