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# Morning Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wotcher laddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Everything well with you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Work's a bitch, but that's not new.
And I also feel very odd. I'm sneezing a lot, and feel very vague and far away. You know, when you feel like everything isn't real just before you faint? I've felt like that since about half 8.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm not bad, thanks.
I hate that feeling. Everyone's getting ill!
I hope you feel better soon.

One of my sister's friends went home at about 3am because he was feeling so bad.
And another could barely breathe and it took a further hour to get everyone back in bed.
We're all rather tired now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I hope you managed to get your end away at least once.
If not I'm very disappointed, young padawan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Prepare to be disappointed.
I had many, many chances with one girl but I didn't take them, on the grounds that we have a history and I don't want to go there again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# With ALL of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
What a guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Smoke him a nipper
He'll be back for buckfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No, with one of them.
The oldest :P
The others are two years younger than me and that would just be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# How old are you again?
Two years is nothing. My ex is 30 years older than me. Well, 29 and a bit.

edit: ah you're 15. Yeah, don't shag a 13 year old.

I reckon you could get away with a 14 year old though.

Bloody hell this is a weird conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# But one I'm enjoying entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yeah well it's with me, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Of course :]
You're going to be on a top trump.
Kk and I are making a deck of them about b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Haha ace. I think it's bindun but sod it,
there wasn't a Captain card.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well it was originally going to be b3tans we don't like,
but we're doing both nice and nasty b3tans now.
Yours is a nice one, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I was about to say.
I'm dead nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# There's also a Cockweasle one.
And I made one of her, she made one of me.
So all of them are nice so far.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# She's given me 10/10 for talent :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You were in bed with your sister and her friends?
How many Friends?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahah, no, I was in my own bed.
One of her friends came to me crying and spent a while chatting with me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# So you took advantage of her vulnerable emotional state
And did her up the wrong 'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahah no
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Are you gay?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# How do you know
There is a little bit of Poofter in all of us you know
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I spend a lot of time talking to Hexachordal,
I know I'm not gay :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Be careful
Or a little bit of a poofter might accidentally end up inside you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If Hexy accidentally ended up inside him
he should consider himself a lucky chap. Oooh if I were a few years younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# you have hankerings Cap'n?
UhOh late for appointment at bank. Runs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# For Hexy?
I think I'm a bit old for him, bless his cottons. Mrs Robinson I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'm sure you'd have a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I second this.
You'd have more than a chance, cap'n. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha don't tell me that, you brave boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahah
silly Captain, it wouldn't be accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# He wants your lovely little botty?
Ahhh, you young'uns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know, I have never asked him, I'm just messing :P
Speaking of whom, he just signed in!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ok, now, I read this as "there is a little bit of potter in all of us"
I think I may need to go back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Wait a minute!!!
How old are you?
And how old is sisters friend?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm 15, she's 14.
She's 15 this year, and I'm 16 this year.
The others are all 2 years younger than me.
But I didn't do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# In that case you are forgiven
But are you gay?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, I'm not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I read that as "spent a while cutting"
which confused me for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# That's a bit Freudian :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I had a freudian slip once
told someone to fuck off :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Lots of that going around
As board First aider I suggest you lay down and let me loosen some clothing
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I lie down and you undo your trousers?
Hang on, I've just HAD a pelvic floor exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# did you pass?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My pelvic floor is
fucking awesome. It's polished mahogany.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Tries to see reflection of Pants in floor
Woo
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)