YawnI'm a bit too bored. So I set a challenge: my landlord is a facking tosspot, and I wish to leave him a snotty note. But, ah, here's the hard part . . . he only understands haikus! So far . . .
If I cared at all
Your opprobium may offend.
Fuck your stupid fine.
Any suggestions? No prizes for the winner, but I may photocopy you my eviction notice.
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Wed 28 Nov 2001, 18:11,
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If I cared at all
Your opprobium may offend.
Fuck your stupid fine.
Any suggestions? No prizes for the winner, but I may photocopy you my eviction notice.
How about this?Once there was a man
Lame fine make man bad and stuff
Shove it up your arse
(Lame fine make man bad and stuff
Shove it up your arse
binster,
Thu 29 Nov 2001, 3:21,
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