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When Caewan was staying at my house

he kept saying I fancy Killerkitti, so I told him he must fancy Smash Monkey.
I kept singing 'SMASH MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!' to him.
Then when he left, he was still signed in on IE, so I put a large image in his profile declaring his love for her.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Oh yeah, i remember that.

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Cae1, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

but smash monkey is above the age of consent

so it's not grooming

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

I'm not grooming Kk, though. :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)

keep telling yourself that

and it might hold up under polygraph

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)

Hahahahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)

That's detention.

Ah-ah-ah, no arguing, I did warn you. Any more and you'll go to the Headmaster's office.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

Get the cane.

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

I would be arrested.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)

Oooh handcuffs

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

not if he asks for it

he's over 16 right?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)

Soon, soon...

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ClanSoul, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think it's different if it's a pupil

loco parentis and all that.

Oh yeah, and also no he's not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

oh yeh

that old chestnut.

although in the absence of any teaching qualifications you may get off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)