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# WELL, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU CROUTES, MAKE CROUTONS.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# LIFE GAVE ME 11 CENTS AND A RECTANGULAR PLATE EARLIER.
LIFE IS A MONG.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I like that "croute" can mean a crust of any kind, including scabs.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# i used to work for a caterer.
one day i made approximately 8 billion brie en croute, and somewhere along the line i forgot to insert pear slices. madame caterer was not amused.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# you did, however, remember to insert your balls briefly in every single one.
 
IT'S IN THE RECIPE.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# also why they were so expensive.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# MY BALLSWEAT HAS THE MARKET VALUE OF A FINE FRENCH PARFUM.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)