Aye aye Cap'in!Perhaps the reason it dosen't work is because you have been spending more time on here than on the part you were to play in the latest project?
But that's OK. B3ta will look after you.
(But that's OK. B3ta will look after you.
Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:06,
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Wrong.b3ta is proven to improve product quality in 100% of cases. FACT.
If the Captain hadn't spent so much time on b3ta during the development phase it would be multiple corporate manslaughter rather than a few people moaning.
(If the Captain hadn't spent so much time on b3ta during the development phase it would be multiple corporate manslaughter rather than a few people moaning.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09,
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For fuck sake, I'm not a system developer.I've got social skills and everything. I'm just the one that apologises for their mistakes over and over and over and over and over and over.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:11,
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I feel a venn diagram coming on...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20,
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Now I want mini eggs. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21,
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Yeah, course I have.That's why you've barely seen me since last week. I'm on my lunch right now, if that's ok, considering I bloody deserve a little break from the sheer volume of people who also mistakenly think this is my fault because I happen to work on the same scheme.
Perhaps the reason it doesn't work is that the people who created it (funnily enough, not ME due to the fact that I don't work in I fucking T) bollocksed up.
(Perhaps the reason it doesn't work is that the people who created it (funnily enough, not ME due to the fact that I don't work in I fucking T) bollocksed up.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:11,
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how oddI find that the reason I have to keep "fixing" our systems is that the users are complaining that it doesn't work how they wanted it to,
even when it works in EXACTLY the way that they asked for it to:
"Oh we thought you'd know what we really meant."
Well maybe, if I was fucking psychic.
If it made it into the live system and it doesn't work as expected, then it's the users' own fault for signing off the testing phase, because their user acceptance testing was clearly crap.
/ That feels much better. Thank you.
(even when it works in EXACTLY the way that they asked for it to:
"Oh we thought you'd know what we really meant."
Well maybe, if I was fucking psychic.
If it made it into the live system and it doesn't work as expected, then it's the users' own fault for signing off the testing phase, because their user acceptance testing was clearly crap.
/ That feels much better. Thank you.
finnbar has officially retired,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56,
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