oops, just read below.I'm meh.
Flatmate dumped his long term girlfriend.
Things have been wrong for a long time, and all things considered I think it's the best decision for them both, but it means I have a 6'2' emotionally unstable chum about the place, which is making me incredibly tense, oddly.
I've got a relatively new lady friend, which I'm trying not to flaunt, but the three of us work in the same office so it's a bit of a strange atmosphere here.
thank god his ex isn't here too. That'd be hella-fun.
(Flatmate dumped his long term girlfriend.
Things have been wrong for a long time, and all things considered I think it's the best decision for them both, but it means I have a 6'2' emotionally unstable chum about the place, which is making me incredibly tense, oddly.
I've got a relatively new lady friend, which I'm trying not to flaunt, but the three of us work in the same office so it's a bit of a strange atmosphere here.
thank god his ex isn't here too. That'd be hella-fun.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:19,
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Take him out, get him laid.If he dumped her then he's got exactly two days to mope, after that I'd lose my temper and tell him to grow some male genitalia.
I'm so nice.
(I'm so nice.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21,
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I have limited sympathy to be honestbut I DO live with him.
And our copy of guitar hero is his, so I must keep things sweet between us.
(And our copy of guitar hero is his, so I must keep things sweet between us.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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Fuck it, I'd do it anyway.But then I'm one of those horrible people that use such phrases as 'You know what your problem is? You....'
Especially when they're moping about due to their own actions. Oh grow up.
Edit: actually I'm angry, so pay no attention to me. He really doesn't have a leg to stand on though. Next time he says something mopey shout 'WELL FUCKING GO BACK TO HER THEN' and when he says he can't shout 'WELL THEN, FUCKING MOVE ON'.
I'd definitely do that.
(Especially when they're moping about due to their own actions. Oh grow up.
Edit: actually I'm angry, so pay no attention to me. He really doesn't have a leg to stand on though. Next time he says something mopey shout 'WELL FUCKING GO BACK TO HER THEN' and when he says he can't shout 'WELL THEN, FUCKING MOVE ON'.
I'd definitely do that.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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"laid"first time I've heard anyone use this expression in years, outside a Clint Eastwood movie
(,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28,
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I'm suprisingly retro for a 23 year old.Get off your horse and drink your soya based dairy substitute.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:29,
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Buy him a porno and a few pints.And tell him to piss off and stop bothering you because you're having sex*
*terms and conditions apply - being larger than him would be a preference
(*terms and conditions apply - being larger than him would be a preference
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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I am larger in massbut less muscular and without his martial arts training. This is a subtle way of mentioning that I'm a fat bastard.
He will be fine as long as I can stop him calling her for 3 days I reckon.
(He will be fine as long as I can stop him calling her for 3 days I reckon.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26,
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Oh for Pete's sake, he sounds like a fucking pussy.Stab him and use him for bologneses, he's obviously useless to society.
*stomps about*
(*stomps about*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:27,
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aaaaaaaargh!Capt's gone postal.... break out the emergency Jaffa Cakes!!
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43,
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