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# post mine.
I'm a buff god as you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
#
Yours is egg shaped and made of chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I think any woman
is going to consider that a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It'd melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# and?
I'm sure he meant my egg and not my huge cock. ( which is not huge but large, I don't want to be sued ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My cock is, quite frankly, miniscule.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# but will it melt
if I put 30 years of technique into licking it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# non-stop?
Very probably. Or erode.

At some point I will have to let go though. I can't hold it for 30 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)
# you sir,
are a nonsense. A NONSENSE. And I submit this to you most disdainfully with a flourish of my perfumed handkerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Have we swapped roles?
EXCELLENT.

Ooooh I appear to have lots of beer and no top on.



Anyway, apparently my nonsense is brilliant. You should APPRECIATE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# haha.
I hate to burst your bubble but I always have a top on.
I'm quite a soft bastard when it comes to warmth.
I love your nonsense. I love you. I will however expect you to come supplied with a gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I think think bets are off on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I've seen two pictures of you
and there's nipples in BOTH.

I do not come supplied with a gag, but you have one on the end of both arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'm sure I gave you instructions
per giving me the horn? I may have to pop out for a minute now,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# haha are you rory bremner?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# You can wish all you like
still no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# your cock's a fucking digrace if it can hide behind a mini easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I tucked it in
for international ladyboy day. did you not see my lipstick?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# haha
I tried to tuck my cock in before, but it made me bow-legged.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)