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# There are more than six billion of us.
I think we've helped ourselves pretty well to be honest. Maybe a bit too well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Yes, because we're six billion well cared for and happy folks, aren't we?
We have the resources for ALL six billion to live happily in the way the richest nations are accustomed to! Wait... we don't? Well shit.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# What are you suggesting?
Who do we cull first, the jews or the arabs?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Yeah, that's totally what I'm suggesting. Why not?
*Sighs*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Then what are you suggesting?
We don't have the resources to support six billion people, what's this other option that seems to be so obvious that you're all depressed because I've missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# You appear to have totally drawn that out of thin air.
My point is we DON'T have a sollution and we're not even trying.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Why would we try if there's no solution?
That just sounds like wasted energy to me.

Of course, we could always cull the arabs and the jews. That's a solution right there.

Also the chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# *Walks that way*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# what have you got against the arabs and the jews?
why cull them particularly?

If you're going to pick on on e group it should be a group that is known for fatness, like the americans or polynesians
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Hey, we've got to start somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# we do have the resources
they're just unevenly distributed at the moment, horribly so

america (and many other nations) has a runaway obesity problem while people on the other side of the atlantic are starving to death


Solution = Eat americans
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# The planet doesn't have enough fresh water to sustain six billion people indefinitely.
As such, we don't have the resources.

Some people are hogging the resources we do have, sure.

I like my ipod and my flatscreen TV. Do you like your computer?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# yes
but I couldn't eat it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# You could eat the asian manufacturers though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I say jews
the arabs are going to be rather dry from living in deserts, and the jews would have low salt content so they would be nice and healthy

but what goes with a jew? red wine or white wine?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# A good grenache shiraz mouvedre blend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)