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# GM poultry is fail
www.chickenout.tv/

(Grim Repairer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Soylent chickens are people!!
Aa well as; pigs, horses, tomatos, and a rare fungus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# I think the human race is ready to look at soylent green as a serious alternative for starving nations.
I'm not joking about this one either.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Yes.
But not because there is/was/will-be a food shortage of any kind.
Not joking either, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Yeah, but...
Starving african children won't get much meat off dead starved african childrens corpses, will they...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)
# They'll get more than they had before, with the added bonus that there would be fewer mouths to feed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)
# it's a cycle of joy.
Although it means all the work christian missionaries did educating cannibal tribes years and years ago will be wasted, or at least temporarily obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Gah, so much focus on helping animals when we can't even help ourselves yet.
The world needs a priority check.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 7:57, archived)
# but we're the ones making things difficult for the animals
and they can't help themselves, wheras people on the other hand

fuck 'em, there's six billion of them, who's going to miss a few?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I'm not saying it doesn't need to happen at some point
but can we please sort out the basics first? The rest will follow.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a way to continue this argument and remain humorous
but I'm struggling

so lets just say some mass culling (not delinated by race or nationality or anything) just select a billion people at random, turn them into burgers and use them to feed the other five billion

I think that would be the first step on the road to success

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# But where will we get the fries?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Middle russia is perfect potato country
it's all in the CIA world fact book
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/rs.html
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Oooooh
This ties in perfectly with the communist revolution set to rise up from Salt Lake City...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:25, archived)
# There are more than six billion of us.
I think we've helped ourselves pretty well to be honest. Maybe a bit too well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Yes, because we're six billion well cared for and happy folks, aren't we?
We have the resources for ALL six billion to live happily in the way the richest nations are accustomed to! Wait... we don't? Well shit.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# What are you suggesting?
Who do we cull first, the jews or the arabs?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:11, archived)
# Yeah, that's totally what I'm suggesting. Why not?
*Sighs*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Then what are you suggesting?
We don't have the resources to support six billion people, what's this other option that seems to be so obvious that you're all depressed because I've missed it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# You appear to have totally drawn that out of thin air.
My point is we DON'T have a sollution and we're not even trying.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Why would we try if there's no solution?
That just sounds like wasted energy to me.

Of course, we could always cull the arabs and the jews. That's a solution right there.

Also the chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# *Walks that way*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# what have you got against the arabs and the jews?
why cull them particularly?

If you're going to pick on on e group it should be a group that is known for fatness, like the americans or polynesians
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Hey, we've got to start somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
# we do have the resources
they're just unevenly distributed at the moment, horribly so

america (and many other nations) has a runaway obesity problem while people on the other side of the atlantic are starving to death


Solution = Eat americans
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
# The planet doesn't have enough fresh water to sustain six billion people indefinitely.
As such, we don't have the resources.

Some people are hogging the resources we do have, sure.

I like my ipod and my flatscreen TV. Do you like your computer?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)
# yes
but I couldn't eat it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# You could eat the asian manufacturers though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I say jews
the arabs are going to be rather dry from living in deserts, and the jews would have low salt content so they would be nice and healthy

but what goes with a jew? red wine or white wine?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:18, archived)
# A good grenache shiraz mouvedre blend.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)