how about 'i wouldn't want one of those swimming up my arse'
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oh, you mean from the picture
19, apparently
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mutster101 fell over,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:47,
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as my dad used to say
"If it don't swim up the Thames, don't put it in your mouth"
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:48,
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