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# either Mr Thorpe was a casting director for the extras on the Carry On films
or he has a serious portfolio arrangement with serious photo models. My money is on the latter, although I can't helkp but be jealous of the opportunity to yell 'left nipple...PERKIER!' at the stationary woman.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I get to do that all the time!

It's more satisfying when it's not yourself though. I'd assume.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Mirrors are the worst critics
You and Prof Ken were naturally magnetic when you were smooching as I photographed you... *huff* at the bash while your tongues ...*huff* teased each other, wanton to the looks of *huff* other people in your

OK, you should shoot porn, but only for your own enjoyment, and not to be discovered by a technician at Currys when you take the video recorder in, broken, forgetting to withdraw the tape first. For after all, taht would be an episode of The Bill from the year 2000.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Blimey
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Gor Blimey to you,
young lovers-me-ups.

/sounding liek a catholic priest in plain clothes and a copy of Women's Realm in his grubby mitts

ahem.

(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)