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# damn 'advertising with kids, for kids'. I had to sabotage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
#




*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hello *ample charms*
still always in the top 10 of my Flickr photos :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahah!
It's my 'ample charms' often-on-show-norks

*cuddles*

I so missed the 'ample charms' part of your post
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# is cool with that
(ejaculates quietly in pants and with straight face- the clean-up operation can take place later)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Aww
Hey, can my missus drive an AM next time you have one?

I know it's illegal, immoral and unprofessional but...um..yeah, I have nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# next time I have one if I'm not off to Cornwall
I'll come by and see you- but no-one gets to drive but the Legally Insured :-)

anyone is allowed to sit behind the wheel for photos
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Legally insured how?
as in, just you?

Boo, but to be expected, and respected.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# it is a bit like
an unexploded bomb... won't kill you MOST OF THE TIME :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh!
*goes to flickr*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Not THAT on show
And I thought you hated me for being an attention seeking bint?
Where does looking for pics of my norks fit into that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You carry on being an attention seeking bint sweetie...it's the future of Britain after all
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# did someone say norks?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# *owns up*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I hate you?
When did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 'Hate' is such a strong, subjective term

my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# That's okay then.
I don;t remember hating anyone.

I find P69 extremely irritating, and rob's a cock, obviously, but other than that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I am but surprised that Cheekyboy hasn't
yet asked you to become one of his muses.

Something in a dirty warehouse with your clothes mainly off judging by current material... but that would just be the jealousy talking.... I get to take pics of rocks and grass :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# He does seem to have gone in for nekkid in a big way, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# either Mr Thorpe was a casting director for the extras on the Carry On films
or he has a serious portfolio arrangement with serious photo models. My money is on the latter, although I can't helkp but be jealous of the opportunity to yell 'left nipple...PERKIER!' at the stationary woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I get to do that all the time!

It's more satisfying when it's not yourself though. I'd assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Mirrors are the worst critics
You and Prof Ken were naturally magnetic when you were smooching as I photographed you... *huff* at the bash while your tongues ...*huff* teased each other, wanton to the looks of *huff* other people in your

OK, you should shoot porn, but only for your own enjoyment, and not to be discovered by a technician at Currys when you take the video recorder in, broken, forgetting to withdraw the tape first. For after all, taht would be an episode of The Bill from the year 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Gor Blimey to you,
young lovers-me-ups.

/sounding liek a catholic priest in plain clothes and a copy of Women's Realm in his grubby mitts

ahem.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Haha
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliance :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hello duckling x
I am looking forwards to the next product, chocolate flavour.

'Botty Filous'

I am so juvenile.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Naughty man
Do you know, Mr Veritas is still talking of his trip in an Aston?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)
# It is Ace,
that's why I like to spread the opportunity around when I get the chance, amongst the lovely folks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# What?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# It's you!
And clothed, to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Do I normally turn up naked?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# me first to set up my easel on the portrait shoot...
OK, Bagsy won't wotk in this situation. Joins queue...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# good evening IVV
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hello Mr Bun
How do? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
Well as a subterranean water holding thingy

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Very well
I went to the zoo today and had icecream. All is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmm....giraffe and orangutan flavoured icecream
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# why did that take me so long?
appart from being fick and all and stuff :(

nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I c ould have titled it 'mildly bitching' filous
but asking people to think in reverse from that initial point and retro-construct the consumer product that closeley resembled that in a rhyming coincidence (and I think I have tried that jape before) is not conventionally successful..
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# This has all of the fromagey frais whingyness necessary for a healthy diet
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)
# au sancerre,
mon petit choux-fleur
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Haha nice.
Also, with respect to your sig,

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you gave it legitimacy
with your ace image , thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)