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# My ears are too small for that.
*cries*
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# my mother never made me costumes for parties
i feel so left out =[
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# It wasn't for a party,
it was to go to my Auntie's house.
I wanted to fly there.
My sister and I were dressed as carrots once, though:

Obviously I've edited our faces.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hahahaha carrot blond
*points*
:)

actually it's an awesome costume. I once dressed up as a highlighter and once as a column. I have a history of standing up all night.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)
# My dad dressed as traffic lights once.
On the way to the New Year's party, he decided to stop traffic (the costume lit up and everything).
It worked surprisingly well.
Then a policeman stopped and said to him "I expect I'll see you at the party, then!".
Turned out to be one of dad's mates on his way back from his shift.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# :)
good that he didn't dress up as pederstrian crossing
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahah.
Another time he and his friend Andy went as Rastafarian Policemen.
They made a police car with eccentric colours, and because they couldn't write "Police" on it, they put "Polite" on it, instead, having realised after they painted it on.

They made a massive fake spliff each, too.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# usually is for the best
childhood scarring is hard to overcome
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Oh don't be silly.
Mum made me a Tom costume when we went as characters from Tom and Jerry to the local carnival (same reason as the carrots).
After the carnival I spent the next six months wearing the Tom costume in public because I loved it so much.
I was really upset when it started to fall apart and I grew out of it.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)
# once you'll out of puberty and will start bringing girlfriends home
you'll dearly regret those stories
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Oh no I won't.
These stories are great.
I've even been a toadstool.
I had fake legs dangling over the top, and my legs were inside the stalk.
It was really well made - mum's good like that.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)