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# I thought we were just talking about painful experiences in general.
Hadn't had a shit for three weeks, had to take fairly drastic measures. One step away from drinking mercury and trying to force it out under sheer weight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Right, time for a lesson in futility, assembled congregation.


Jeru, go to the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NEVER!
Also I don't think it was anything dietary, I believe it may have been some form of anal fissure or tear which was stopping dilation.

A doctor no doubt would have just prescribed a laxative which would have then made me prolapse my entire large intestine out of my arsehole.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Noo they do an endoscopy
and then I can't remember. My mum had some kind of intestinal tear thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Well if you go up to them and say you've ripped your anus then they probably would.
But I'm fairly sure I had an almost identical thing about 4 years ago, I think it comes from trying to release about a weeks worth of food in one go, and I just got prescribed a fibre drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm worried.
Not that you give a shit, but I am.



Whoops, pun totally not intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I should be alright now, I think, at least for the time being if not.
There was literally a Hidenburg sized occurance, and that's saying alot seeing as my stools are always fairly large, but it was using a process I don't like using for various various reasons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)