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Stil revising for my degreee. . . .

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

What a fucking awful compo.

Really fucking shite.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

it could be worse

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

The Emperor's Clothes of music

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

all you need is aspartame

aspartame road
everybody's got something to hide cept for me and my aspartame
aspartame's silver hammer
aspartame onion
dig a aspartame
let it aspartame
mean mr aspartame
she loves aspartame yeh yeh yeh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

Is it aspartame that makes all sweetener taste of bleach?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

aspartame makes bleach taste like sweetner if you add enough

yum

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Devil man, devil man trying to kill me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

That's sodium hypochlorite

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

probably

tasty thing isnt it!

(sludgebucket, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

the worst is lo-salt

makes all your food taste like stomach acid

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I've never tried it.

I don't really do salt, unless I have an eggy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yeah. I only ever put salt on egg. I'm not even sure why I do it.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Tastes less like diluted fart, then.

I like eggs, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

what about vegetables?

potatoes especially. and pasta?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

Nope. Only pepper. Lots and lots of pepper.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

This.

Or garlic pepper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

i'm a big fan of both

and pepperocinio

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

i have a blood pressure of around 160psi

i have very little sense of smell so i have to salt the fuck out of food to be able to taste it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Is that good or bad?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh very very bad

160psi is the same pressure as is used in pressure washing :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Fuuuuucking hell.

So basically, don't pierce you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

not ever again...

/got a nipple piercing torn throughby a psychotic rugby player

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

Aaaaaaahahahahahaha. Ahhhh.

I used to have both pierced, long ago. I got one caught on...well, that's not important, but I almost lost one. BASTARD FUCKING HELL that hurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

yup... the hurt a lot

the next most painful experience in my life was getting it pierced

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

Also, yes.

There are worse ones though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

worst was?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Not one you could ever have.

That's all you need to know. And my bloody word, I'm very glad I was stoned.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I had possibly one of the worser ones yesterday.

The part where the alien bursts through the rib cage in Alien, like that but with your anus.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

Not technically a piercing.

Unless you were lacking in an anus before.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

I thought we were just talking about painful experiences in general.

Hadn't had a shit for three weeks, had to take fairly drastic measures. One step away from drinking mercury and trying to force it out under sheer weight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Bloody hell.

Right, time for a lesson in futility, assembled congregation.

Jeru, go to the doctor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

NEVER!

Also I don't think it was anything dietary, I believe it may have been some form of anal fissure or tear which was stopping dilation.

A doctor no doubt would have just prescribed a laxative which would have then made me prolapse my entire large intestine out of my arsehole.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Noo they do an endoscopy

and then I can't remember. My mum had some kind of intestinal tear thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

Well if you go up to them and say you've ripped your anus then they probably would.

But I'm fairly sure I had an almost identical thing about 4 years ago, I think it comes from trying to release about a weeks worth of food in one go, and I just got prescribed a fibre drink.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I'm worried.

Not that you give a shit, but I am.

Whoops, pun totally not intended.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I should be alright now, I think, at least for the time being if not.

There was literally a Hidenburg sized occurance, and that's saying alot seeing as my stools are always fairly large, but it was using a process I don't like using for various various reasons.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Unless you really need to get some grime off something

and don't mind the bloodstains.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

As long as it was a grimy red something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

If only I could say what I was going to say.

But I think it's a bit too far.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

Oh come on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

160PSI FUCKING BLIMEY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

(this may be hyberbole for comic effect)

its still very high though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Are there any sweeteners that aren't cock?

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Cock's better than sweeteners.

Various forms of rape are better than sweeteners.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Apparently I should cut down on refined sugar

But I've never had anything other than refined sugar that doesn't leave a chemical smear on top of my cuppa, and make it taste like shite. Other than honey, and vanilla syrup... both of which are too overpowering.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

I use that light sugar stuff.

Lilac and white packet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

I've tried that.

It's lighter in weight than normal sugar. It's not that bad really, from memory. I guess that's the best there is.

Can't they kill endangered animals or something to make something better. I'd put babbie stem cells in my tea if it tasted good.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)

What we need is some real life pope tears.

But not this pope. This pope is bad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm actually not that annoyed with the image challenge

More annoyed with the result. Bheggars stealing it in injury time. "Next goals the winner"

Anyway, league is still ours. WATP. And I'm far too drunk.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

yes

I'm still raging, because i thought we'd sneaked it. Bit disappointed at the lot of them getting involved at the end like that. Bunch of fannies. I turned the game off right on the final whistle, so i missed it all, but just saw some of it and I'm still not sure why weir and caldwell got red cards... wasn't that bad. there were a few punches thrown elsewhere that will likely result in some retrospective reds. So, basically, we could be fucked for the next few games.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

They showed a bit of the fracas after the highlights on Setanta. I'd gone right out for a smoke on the final whistle, and it had cut for adverts anyway. It seemed as if it started with McManus and Bazza, and after that everybody jumped in. I had thought a few times in the game their lot were going to get red carded, they were losing the plot.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

mcmanus punched ferguson, not sure what ferguson did, but i think he may have spat at mcmanus

caldwell seemed to try to punch weir, while weir had him round the throat. novo and mcgeady apparently had a tussle, while mcdonald wanted to fight anyone. that's all i could glean from the shit youtube video posted by some excited scumtic fan.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Link?

Or I should probably go and sleep it off. I'll hear it all at work tomorrow. All the septic fans that haven't been septic fans until they win will no doubt be all around me tomorrow rubbing it in. But fuckem, they're willing nothing this season, they hate their manager, and their players are shite.

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Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)

it seems to be mostly a bit powderpuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvfX9Rs_Sc

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

they could have at least made an addendum

"Absolutely No Usage of Abbey Road."

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

I made a picture tonight

but I'm not posting it until the torrent of excrement which is the Fab Four has subsided.
I loathe the fucking Beatles.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

i made the funniest picture evar

but i'm not going to post it now because of this compo.
every one of us loses.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

That made me snort.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Oh dear

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes! A good post! *covets*

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

TONIGHT WE DARN IN HELL!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

haha i like this :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

get to fuck

*glowers*

*mutters about it being a deserved win*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

good luck on winning anything with a knobbled goalie :D

Hail hail ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

ah we'll be fine

from what i've heard, he can use his cock until his leg gets better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahaha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

tee hee!

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enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

That is one prolific sock.

Act on sock. Act on.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

hahahahhaha

YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Nice!

This give me an idea :)

A-meano acid :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

You could have aminoguanidine

Guanidine contains a group called an aminal. . . .which sounds like animal. . . . so it would be like the pepperami of amino acids.

/geek

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

^ Geek

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Oof!

Tetravalent nitrogen alert!

/chemistry pedant

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Sorry,

you'd prefer the alternate form of the zwitterion?
/also does chemistry

Better?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Add the charges then

/fucked 12 years of chemistry off in favour of music. I recommend it,

Edit: Oh, you did. However, NH₃⁺, I think.

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

You're right.

Boy is my face red?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

hahaha

:)

/used to work for ACDLAbs*, and had to do all this shit every day blog

*fantastic mol drawing, IUPAC naming, etc., software *hopes for more commission*

E&OE

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DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

MOTHERBITCHER CALLED ME A HO AND I AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT YOU SONOFABITCH.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

haha!

nicely...

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enceladus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

This happened prior to rendering it. Pretty much also sums up my feelings when i thought i lost my dissertation after bsod!

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

you look suprisingly like leonidas

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

im revising A2 psycholgy....

tisnt fun
i hate revising
im shite at it =[

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

psychology

easy
Try revising a chemical engineering degree ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

not so much....

yea im takin chem at uni next year...fun fun fun

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

I wanted to do chem

love organics
But its easier to get a job with chem eng

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

i love organics

seem to be better at the physical stuff...o well

i like drawin molecules...

and how random discussin chem on b3ta...

i dont get to talk chem anymore =[
my friend dropped it cuz she failed module 4...damn her

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I like making fire

and nasty acid and alkalines - tis fun :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I once made an orange mushroom cloud in the lab

I heated up conc acid to about 50'C, then added it to some orange solution. . .huge puff of smoke which resulted in mushroom cloud around the ceiling.
It stayed there for 1 minute, everyone was watching, then it went clear.

I shat myself!

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

SWEEEET!!!!!!!!!

All we got to do was leave some benzene for a few mins with the top off
Then lob a match on it - big fire!
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Yeah, finding jobs for chemistry sucks

Especially if you're a new graduate. Everyone wants experience, nearly got a job at pfizer had i more than 1 years experience :(

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

Im gonna go into pharm

but more in teh production side of it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

i'm doing a chemistry PhD next year

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

A friend of mine does psychoology at degree level

I always wonder what you do with a psychology degree?

(thenamwithnoname was born on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Psychiatry presumably.

Well one of the old fashioned ones which wear tweed jackets and sit in little offices stroking their beards.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

You go on to do a Psych Research PhD like me

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Are you my friend Emily?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

i'm just recovering from a 25 hour day writing a biblical scholarship essay

i felt drunk on tired this morning

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

oh that sounds like fun

why would u do that lol

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

Ahh that's what it was about.

What course are you doing for christ's sake?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

philosophy and biblical studies

this one was on the reliability of ancient source texts

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

Philosophy AND biblical studies?

That sounds like studying fire and ice or something. I would have thought it would be classed as theology.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

yeah its dual honours

its the most interesting combination i can imagine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)

Pure Maths and Theatrical dance?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)