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# WELL IT ALL STARTED BACK IN NAM, WHERE I WAS SERVING UNDER A HAT.
DURING NAM IT WAS A WAR. THIS IS WHEN I DECIDED ALEXA CHUNG WAS GORGEOUS. DURING THE WAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Chelten'nam?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I went to cheltenham the other day
they've got a shop for fatties :-D

Also saw a band called Divine Secret, shitty name, awesome music.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I've heard his story:
during the war you recieved shrapnel wounds to both your eyes, and Alexa Chung at the time was a red cross nurse. She tended to you, and due to your debilitated vision, the power of your hands increased a thousand fold and you were able to tell she was gorgeous just from touching her face. And you lived happily ever after, and she started dating an Arctic Monkey.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It's a sad story. Tell a nicer one next time please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You live it, I'll tell it
thats the way we work
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Who would chooswe to go out with an Arctic Monkey
unless their a starfucker.

Is Alexa Chung the new Zoe Ball? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)