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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# <3 Alexa Chung.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Rude.
It's a fantastically drawn piece too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# tell me about it





(that wasn't actually an invitation for you to tell me about it, I just meant I agree with you)
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# WELL IT ALL STARTED BACK IN NAM, WHERE I WAS SERVING UNDER A HAT.
DURING NAM IT WAS A WAR. THIS IS WHEN I DECIDED ALEXA CHUNG WAS GORGEOUS. DURING THE WAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Chelten'nam?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I went to cheltenham the other day
they've got a shop for fatties :-D

Also saw a band called Divine Secret, shitty name, awesome music.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I've heard his story:
during the war you recieved shrapnel wounds to both your eyes, and Alexa Chung at the time was a red cross nurse. She tended to you, and due to your debilitated vision, the power of your hands increased a thousand fold and you were able to tell she was gorgeous just from touching her face. And you lived happily ever after, and she started dating an Arctic Monkey.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It's a sad story. Tell a nicer one next time please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# You live it, I'll tell it
thats the way we work
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Who would chooswe to go out with an Arctic Monkey
unless their a starfucker.

Is Alexa Chung the new Zoe Ball? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# RSPCA ASAP!
That horse should NOT be wearing horizontal stripes.

Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# It's all well and good having Demonoid back, but I can't find anything I really wish to leech on there at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# it'll get better in time...I'm just glad it's back :)

the other torrent sites are shit in comparison
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I use Bit Che
it just searches them all. And I think Demonoid is one it searches.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Woo!
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# How dare you trample all over people's emotions like this!
It's far too soon to be making jokes about our beloved Alexa Chung, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# too raw?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# red raw.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Dry cured.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# bilt-chung
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# chung scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Alexa on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# are you Chris Crocker?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He's Norman Wisdom.


(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ronnie barker
puked in my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett
nutted my duck
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Ronnie Wood
Knitted My Dick
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Terry Scott
pissed on my chips.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Yootha Joyce
keyed my Rolls Royce
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It's ok.
She's only dead in the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# She has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# How dare you?
Mark Speight's death is still too raw for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# There's been a whole spate
of speights here recently, but at least I'm not hung up about it.
(n@man n@man, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# It should be wearing tights,
she awlays wears tights, because she's got rickets.
(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# she tried that
but it's nigh impossible to get tights over the hoof without them laddering.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Neigh on impossible.


(DMQOB, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Foo'
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I say!
how frightfully cool!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'm unutterably with it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I think Simon Amstell
puts his wig on a crocodile at night so no one steals it.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# now see
I like him, and I like miquita
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Miquita is great.
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# her mother
is from bury st edmunds, or something
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I read somewhere that she and Lily Allen are best friends.
That thrilled me enormously.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# as in lesbe friends, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :(((
Don't cheapen this for me!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I read last week
that lilly fancies chubbies so it wouldn't work. you, however....!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *ears prick up*
What now?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I think
we'd make a lovely couple. I can do rhyming too.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I read that she is after Jermain Defoe the football player.
God, celebrity gossip rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I saw Nicky from BB8
in the street once. She was wearing purple and yellow eyeshadow and looked miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here
www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000036485.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# James Corden is/used to
going out with Sheridan Smith, who I quite fancy — apart from when she's in 2 Pints.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not that chubby!

*eats hurriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# well no
but that's how they KNEW she is a chubby chase.
conclusive proof and facts.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Good work, soldier.
You have applied scientific principles to excellent effect.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I like him too.
Shall we go and tell him?

I too like Miquita. In fact, I think I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Steals his wig
or steals his crocodile?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Both.
There are some sneaky characters out there but it is a well known fact that wig snatchers are scared of crocodiles and crocodile thieves are scared of wigs.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Alexa Chung sets off my "boot in the face" reflex.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# She sets off my
"horn in the eye" reflex.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# she sets off my draw a horse reflex
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# that's because you're a wobbly necked wrong cock!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I'm 90% tin
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm 100% wood
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)