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# To the tune of Mrs Robinson.
Yay to you, Lemonpartiers
B3ta loves you more than words can say
Hey-hey-hey
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :(
that works better than mine. by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I'm an MC, I'm used to doing this kind of thing on the spot.
What a fucking lie. I wish I was one though. WORD WORD WORD YO TO YOUR MUM etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# once on a time
i could write either crap poems or half-decent songs pretty easily.

alas, my talent fled with my 25th year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *23*
*starts to panic*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I think excessive alcohol consumption hastened it
this may not help your peace of mind... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I haven't consumed alcohol excessively since I was about 19
is that good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Quite possibly
Though excessive dope consumption does fuck the memory somewhat. Or at least it did in some of the people I've seen smoke too much, but maybe they were just retards in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I seem pretty compos mentis so far.
What do you mean where did I get the shopping trolley from? That's my fucking son.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)
# but he's wearing a tiara and a grass skirt
and there's a tramp sitting in him
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# That's not a tramp you fool.
That's the Diplomatic Republic of Congo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Ah I see
As you were then -- no problems chez Captain

(are you sure it's not a tramp? i mislaid mine the other night.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I found one earlier.
But I've decided he's an occasional table and am now keeping an aloe plant on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Oh.
Well, if you get tired of him then send him on -- the place is quite empty without it and the smell of fresh air is beginning to scare me.

And since I'm getting up in about six hours I think I may have to say goodnight to B3ta.

Goodnight B3ta. Sorry for not posting a picture tonight but it's better this way. Believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Night night Boris.
Have nice sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# now I'll thinking about Evan Dando the rest of the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# For some obscure reason
I thought you meant Evan Seinfeld then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ..wait, who?
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6KLpIDbfTw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)