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# it's weird
but i have a fuck buddy now and i never thought i would. but then i'm also incredibly fond of him and would marry him if he asked me. just for the sheer hell of it.
you could be maid of honour.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)
# oh god,
not another one :(

my mate's getting married this summer (2 days before my birthday, i'm certain it's so i don't forget her anniversary) and if i was a lass i'd be maid of honour, or at least a bridesmaid.

i just don't look that good in a crimson dress
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Apparently I'm going to be ushering at my sister's wedding next spring.
I'm worried she might want me to cut my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)
# my sister
didn't make me cut mine, my mum was reet pissed off.

just realised this isn't my sister's wedding, but my cousin's a year later, but still photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v125/56/14/745030978/n745030978_548850_5791.jpg
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Do they really need all those body guards?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i can't answer that sir
please look to your left

*shoots with tranquilliser dart*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Why do so many of my nights end this way?
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I never thought I'd hear you say that.
There goes my faith in humanity anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)
# awww.
you can be my other fuck buddy if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)
# double fuck buddy action?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I think you're going to have to add another item to your sig list.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# triple if you join in
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yay for this! won't you end up walking like john wayne?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# And you were the one moaning that I was obsessed with sex.....
*rolls eyes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Maybe you're both obsessed with sex.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you are
and weird sex.


i just like having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Actually you said you would happily become celibate
and that it was boring.

Fucking changed your tune now you've got some cock in you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i say a lot of things
and i would be happy celibate.

but right now for the first time in god knows how long i'm having a bit of fun.

and i bet my ex will read this and probably won't talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)
# "I only liked you for your depressing introspection, you bitch!"
Having fun is rubbish, malevolence is the new fun.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Maybe you'd change your tune if you got some cock in you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Kitty Vomit, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Probably to a strained whine.
I'd imagine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That or screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
#
screaming
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Correct.
Look behind you!
That's not really malevolent, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)