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# She looks very like someone I went to primary school with.
Who looked beautiful in primary school, but according to facebook now looks like a tranny.

\o/ is all I have to say to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHA! what a brilliant story!
Cap'n your a woman of much musical experience, i've decided to play an open mic night with my ukulele,
do you have song suggestions that would work well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# when i'm cleaning windows
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# thats not actually played on ukulele, its a banjolele george formby plays
but its a start, haha
im currently thinking Dancing queen by abba because Karla asked for it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Do an 18 minute epic version of Rock Lobster
And I'm deadly fucking serious, it'd be excellent. You'll need a mate with a drum or something though.

OR you could do Hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i like the 18 minute rock lobster idea, but im not entirely sure i could pull it off
The NIN version or Mr cash stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Easier to do the Cash if it's just you on your own.
You'll need mates if you want to do the big NIN version. And if you're going to do NIN do Closer, that chorus would be ace with a ukelele under it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hmmm The johnny cash version of personal jesus would work nicely on uke too
it;ll be my first performance so i'm keen for it to go well
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I really have no idea.
I could say anything. Genre?

You could do I Feel Love. That'd be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# well it'll be a rock crowd between the ages of 17 and 45ish so really i could play anything that isnt indy
i think black betty would provide a nice contrast to dancing queen
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Always a good choice.
If you're feeling up for a challenge you could do The Wind Cries Mary. Fuck knows what it'll sound like on a uke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i got added
by a lass i went to school with the other day, i'm sure she used to be attractive, but now *shakes head*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Speaking as someone not in any way in the popular crowd
I get a sick sense of pleasure from knowing that she looks like a complete pre-op special. Considering how much power she managed to get at school from being lovely looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# popular kids
tend to be twats though, i'm quite content being odd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I was the token weirdo.
And I do mean weird, I'm a lot more self-censoring now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# this story makes me happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)