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# Hiya ppl! I been playin' around with effects:


Heres the original:

www.b3tards.com/u/0df3daed570f3329404a/posh,girl_pic_large.jpg

Edit: Oops! How do I post a link without the entire addy seen?

/you don't get to know if you don't ask blog
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i like the colours dude
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Thanks! Its an effect called clouds in Paint app
(Paint app./effects/render/clouds)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# You must have been out your MiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnD!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yeeeesssssssss. My tiny lil'
miiiiiiiinnnnnndddddddd......
(hehehehe!)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I like Tool
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# \o/
Good people like Tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# nice
just wish i could see it in more than 16 colours
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Ta much! But it was the blocks of
primary colours that appealed. And the way it kept her blue eyes the same! (v.mostly)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Spectrumised lady
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
[a href="yourpicurlhere.thingy]the text you want to appear[/a] but with angle brackets instead of the square ones.

[edit]I meant to edit the one above but I done it wrong, Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Thats cool, even more contrast. Heres another I did
of Emma Griffith:


Edit: and heres the original!:
www.b3tards.com/u/0df3daed570f3329404a/emma-griffiths.jpg
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# she would be hotter if she had arms
or maybe she wouldnt...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# This one is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Nice. I like the big swoopy thing and the dribbly blue bit under it.
There is, of course, a technical term for this but I eschew the proper phraseology for my own idiosyncratic gibberybollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Phew! Just missed my prostaaaaaaaate.....
Oh!
*blushes*
Dr. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# sorry Nurse Bingowings
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Yeah, you like me dressed as a nurse, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# god yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *spunkabooom*
Bed now.

By which I mean I am going to bed now and am not ordering you to... oh, fuck it... BED! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *Carefully eschews over all the above callapny-twaddle*
Yup!
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Cloud 'scale' set to max, 'roughness' set to min,
and 'Blend Mode' set to Xor. (If you have Paint app that is).
Looks almost 'vectorish' I think?!
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It almost is, yes.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)
# She looks very like someone I went to primary school with.
Who looked beautiful in primary school, but according to facebook now looks like a tranny.

\o/ is all I have to say to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# HAHAHA! what a brilliant story!
Cap'n your a woman of much musical experience, i've decided to play an open mic night with my ukulele,
do you have song suggestions that would work well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# when i'm cleaning windows
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# thats not actually played on ukulele, its a banjolele george formby plays
but its a start, haha
im currently thinking Dancing queen by abba because Karla asked for it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Do an 18 minute epic version of Rock Lobster
And I'm deadly fucking serious, it'd be excellent. You'll need a mate with a drum or something though.

OR you could do Hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# i like the 18 minute rock lobster idea, but im not entirely sure i could pull it off
The NIN version or Mr cash stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Easier to do the Cash if it's just you on your own.
You'll need mates if you want to do the big NIN version. And if you're going to do NIN do Closer, that chorus would be ace with a ukelele under it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# hmmm The johnny cash version of personal jesus would work nicely on uke too
it;ll be my first performance so i'm keen for it to go well
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I really have no idea.
I could say anything. Genre?

You could do I Feel Love. That'd be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
# well it'll be a rock crowd between the ages of 17 and 45ish so really i could play anything that isnt indy
i think black betty would provide a nice contrast to dancing queen
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Always a good choice.
If you're feeling up for a challenge you could do The Wind Cries Mary. Fuck knows what it'll sound like on a uke though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i got added
by a lass i went to school with the other day, i'm sure she used to be attractive, but now *shakes head*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Speaking as someone not in any way in the popular crowd
I get a sick sense of pleasure from knowing that she looks like a complete pre-op special. Considering how much power she managed to get at school from being lovely looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# popular kids
tend to be twats though, i'm quite content being odd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I was the token weirdo.
And I do mean weird, I'm a lot more self-censoring now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# this story makes me happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# To post a link without the full address showing, use this code...
<a href="THE WEB ADDRESS GOES HERE">THE TEXT YOU WANT TO DISPLAY GOES HERE</a>
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# GREAT! Thanks for that.
Am still picking up lil tricks like this that I s'pose most of the rest of you take pretty much for granted. But everyone was a noobie once. Thanks again.
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I told you that
ages (some minutes) ago.
Curse you, Mystery Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Oops! Yep, so you did.
I did see it but without it being 'in context' it didn't mean an awful lot to me, sorry. Thanks for the thought though and thats what would've counted the most if it had been a gift! (Have I squirmed enough to get out of this?)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# There's only one thing you can do. On your feet, soldier!
*pretends I am Sarah Connor*
On... your... feeeeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 20 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Oo-er sir! Feets it is then...
*wobbles upwardly*
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)