My sister was killed by a moose,she was carving her name into it with an intergalactic toothbrush......
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Aenesis,
Sun 20 Apr 2008, 23:54,
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I was nearly killed by a horse when I was 10radishes were not involved.
Mmmmm Angel Delight.....
(Mmmmm Angel Delight.....
XLVII .uk,
Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:08,
archived)