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# he might just fall over and accidentally crush the doctor.
unless squooshes weigh, like, nothing. They seem like they might weigh, like, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they are made out of the concept of cheerfulness
which bloody hurts if it falls on you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# indeed, a ness full of cheer has quite some mass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is a evil squoosh
they have a negative weight and they only exist for 0.5 seconds at a time because thats how long it takes for physics to realise that the rules are being broken

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)
# stupid physics! all based upon suspicion and herecy!
what they need is the bible, meth and a pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i'm taking your recipe to the middle east
they need your help
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# yes! I can help them, with free nuclear technology
I'll even airdrop it for them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Hah.
That reminds me of this www.resonancearchive1.org.uk/audio/speakers/Speakers1-Lecturer.mp3
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)